whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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