what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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