A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

White men's rights

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

a black man walks out of popeyes

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Your mom.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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