What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because last year, when 6 was going to the gas station, 7 approached him and said "gimme all your money or else I'll shoot you". 6 was so scared he ran away crying. About a few days later 6 spots 7 again and this time he was with 9. He said "yo 6! If you don't give me your money, im gonna do this to you!" and then 7 started biting and chewing 9 as if he was some kind of cannibal. 6 ran away and called the police. He told him that 7 ate 9.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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