- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

Knock knock Get off my porch homo

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

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