- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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