- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

j.p. is dumb

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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