- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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