- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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