- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

black chicken. kfc

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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