Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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