- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Can anyone Lenin money?

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Adam Chebali is awesome

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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