what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

A storm be brewin!

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

why did you poop because you are a poop

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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