- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

A penis walks into a bar..

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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