What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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Anti Joke

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