- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

I will create more jobs for americans

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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