Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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