Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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