- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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