- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

Robin, get in the car!

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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