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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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