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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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