Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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