- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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