- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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