- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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