A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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