- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

anti jokes are really funny

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Who wants water? I do.

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