- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

What's just not right? Left

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

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