- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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