- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Women's Rights..

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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