What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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