- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Your mom.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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