- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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