What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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how man

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Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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