Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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