How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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