What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

He--Hey guys

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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