Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

2 black kids walk into school

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

this website is a bad joke

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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