- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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