- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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