What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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