- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

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