- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

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