What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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