A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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