- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

A baby seal walks into a club.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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