Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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