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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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i found waldo.

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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Women's Rights

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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Eric is gay Ha

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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