Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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