- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

i like turtles

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Your Mom The End.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Robin get in the batmobile!

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