- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

whats brown and sticky? Doody

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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