A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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