Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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watch a i d s left

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Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

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They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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