- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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