- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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