- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a horse.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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