I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Hello

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all these jokes are horrible now

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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