what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

why dont they make black forks

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

No your aunties a joke

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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