Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.

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There was once a little boy... Boy: Daddy, I am so proud of you that when I grow up I want to be just like you! God: Son how dareth thou! That is a horribleth and shameful wish! I just called the adoption agency thy areth noteth my... er.. sonneth anymoreth! NOW GO TO HELL! Oh, and you get same powers as I by the way, just for Good measure or something, except I can destroy you whenever I want, I just do not want to because your evil will hopefully make me look good in comparison after I rid the world of the first testament anyways :P Boy: Yay? :( Where is hell by the way? Moral: That little boy grew up to become... SUPERMAN! While Satan never discovered what hell was since its a concept added by corrupt priests around the 1700`s in order to scare people into following their God instead.

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-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! *David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease*

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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Anti Joke

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