- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

A cat playing laser tag.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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