- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Knock knock Fuck off!

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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