- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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