- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

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