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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

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Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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