Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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