Knock Knock. Shut up.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

Matthew Baker

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What's worse than this That :(

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

wanna hear a joke? i dont

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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