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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

It's likely that very few people will read this.

Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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