kennah campion... being nice

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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A mexican, Japanese, and American man are eating lunch one day at work by the window. The Mexican says, "Wow! If I get a taco one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The Japanese man says, "Wow! If I get a bowl or ramen one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The American says" If I get grilled cheese one more time, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The next day, the mexican jumped off because he got a taco. Then, the japanese man jumped off for getting ramen. Then, the American jumped off for getting a grilled cheese sandwhich. At the funeral, the mexican wife said, "Oh if i knew he was gonna jump, I would'nt have packed it." The japanese wife said, "If I knew he was gonna jump, I wouldn't have packed it either." The American wife didn't say anything because she was hit by a bus.

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Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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Anti Joke

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