A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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