Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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