- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

123 f*ck off

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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