- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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