knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

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Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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feminism

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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