why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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