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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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