- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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