- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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