johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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