- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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