- Anti Joke

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

You had better thumbs up this post.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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