A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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womens rights

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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haha

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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