- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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