If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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if you don't like this you're gay

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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