Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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Japanese study of the stereotypical Italian under scientifical environment: Japanese: Test one: Hello! Italian: AHAHA HOHOO! WHOPPIE! ME IS MARIO MARIO I AM MAGIC MUSHROOM EATING PLUMBER! I AMMA GONNA JUMP ON YOU (AND gRAPE YOU!) Japanese: ACTIVATE FLAMETHROWERS GET! Italian: AHAHAHAHAHOOOOOOOOOOO! Japanese: OMG ITALIAN IS STRONG! ACTIVATE TRAP DOOR! ITALIAN: *falls down door* MAMA MIA! OH NOH! Japanese: Puh! BEWARE OF ITALIAN STEREOTYPE! Experiment two:Japanese experiment with in actual Italia: Japanese: Hello Mr Itali... Italian: Are you looking at me? Japanese: Uh well I... Italian: ARE YOU LOOKING AT MEEE? WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO LOOK ME IN THE EYES EH? Japanese: Balls? Uh my mother when she gave birth to... Italian: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO TALK TO ME! ITALIANS ARE DANGEROUS!

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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