- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

bite me

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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